Life Quotes

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” (Elbert Hubbard)

It is true and it is funny at the same time. No matter what you do in life, we all owe a death at some point. So instead of doing everything by the rules, try to enjoy your life, have fun and make the most of it. Thus, when the end comes, you won’t feel sorry, as you had a wonderful and full life.

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” (Ron White)

If you read these funny quotes about life, this is a tasty one. It is a fun metaphor stating that when your life is sour, you should take advantage of that and turn it into your favor. And if you have someone that can add up to your fun and happiness, things will only get better.

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” (Luis Bunuel)

“Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.” (Anonymous)

Yes, life can be mean and treacherous, as we cannot see it when it plans on giving us a hit in the behind. Still, we should have the power to smile and make fun of what happened, as it helps us move on faster.

“The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” (Walter Bagehot)

It is a great feeling to be stubborn and do the things you want to do, in spite of the fact that other consider it impossible. Well, as long as it is safe and will not put your life in danger.

Love Quotes

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Unknown

The higher you climb on loves ladder; the harder you fall.

Ryan Leonzal

Everyone must go through a storm to get to a rainbow.

Anonymous

Always remember that through the turmoil love may bring, the heart sees what the eyes cannot.

Unknown

Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.

Unknown

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth.

Unknown

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

Unknown

It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.

Unknown

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Mark Twain

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

Hoosier Farmer

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.

Ivan Panin

Each of us is a lake of love, yet strangely enough, we are all thirsty.

Swami Kripalu

Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished.

Og Mandino

Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

Mother Teresa

What is love? The total absence of fear, said the Master. What is it we fear?, Love.

Master~Anthony de Mello

If we learn to open our hearts, anyone, including the people who drive us crazy, can be our teacher.

Pema Chodron

When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

Dr Seuss

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

Helen Keller

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them.

Joseph Joubert

A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.

Ingrid Bergmen

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person.

Margaret Anderson

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

Janos Arnay

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Aristotle

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.

Aphra Behn

I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.

Roy Croft

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Robert Heinlein

Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

Mignon McLaughlin

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.

Alexander Smith

Love is friendship set on fire.

Jeremy Taylor

Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again.

Unknown

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole night sky in the palm of my hand.

Unknown

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

Josiah G. Holland

From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven. And when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, their streams of light flow together, and a single brighter light goes forth from their united being.

Unknown

The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.

Sir Hugh Walpole

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

Erich Fromm

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

Sam Keen

The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.

Victor Hugo

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Listening is an attitude of the heart, a genuine desire to be with another which both attracts and heals.

J. Isham

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Lao Tzu

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

Unknown

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.

St. Augustine

Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

Thomas Fuller

Paradise is always where love dwells.

Jean Paul F. Richter

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.

Honore de Balzac

We are all born for love... it is the principle existence and it's only end.

Benjamin Disraeli

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Elizabeth Browning

When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

Dr Suese

Love is like a friendship caught on fire: In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

Bruce Lee

A simple I love you means more than money....

Frank Sinatra

How delicious is the winning of a kiss at loves beginning.

Thomas Campbell

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is Love.

Sophocles

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Mark Twain

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, that's her... 

Unknown

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

Henry David Thoreau

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

All love is sweet, given or returned.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.

Unknown

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

Unknown

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone... but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Unknown

It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else, but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

Unknown

If love is the answer, can you please repeat the question?

Unknown

Faith makes all things possible. Love makes them easy.

Unknown

I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate expression of the will to live. A heart that truly loves is forever young.

Unknown

Love makes life so confusing, but without love would you really want to live?

Unknown

Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because I am loved?

Unknown

Love me now, love me never, but if you love me, love me forever.

Unknown

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Unknown

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

Unknown

Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?

Unknown

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.

Unknown

Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

Unknown

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says 'For the woman I love' and the second, 'For my best friend.'

Unknown

 A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. 

Unknown

Love, true love, is that which can give the most without asking or demanding anything in return.

Mazie Hammond

All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.

Leo Tolstoy

Love cures people -- both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

Dr. Karl enage

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.

Sophocles

It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.

Khalil Gibran

When they asked me what I loved most about life, I smiled and said you.

Tina

Just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them, and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't love them. You can fall in love with a complete stranger in a heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. So open your heart to strangers more often. You never know when God will throw that pass at you.

Heather Grove

Love... What is love? Love is to love someone for who they are, who they were, and who they will be.

Chris Moore

Why do you say you love me, if you are only going to leave me?

Julia

Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.

Kelly Elaine

Love is a language spoken by everyone, but understood only by a heart.

Shirley Rindani

People need love even when they don't deserve it.

Nikki Ledbetter

For every word you say, another piece of my heart you take.

Tiara Johnson

Maybe God put a few bad people in your life, so when the right one came along you'd be thankful.

Andrea Kiefer

Love the heart that hurts you, But never hurt the heart that loves you.

Unknown

Love me for a reason, let the reason be love.

Unknown

It doesn't take a reason to love someone, but it does to like someone. You don't love someone because you want to, you love someone because you are destined too. It's because you fall in Love with them, that you then try to find a reason, but you always come up with the answer, No reason! 

Unknown

Love is the beginning of all the joy which nature has store for us.

Unknown

Never say goodbye when you still want to try. Never give up when you still feel you can take it. Never say you don't love a person when you can't let go.

Dons

Say I love you and mean it, don't just say it cause you can.

Unknown

Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein

• "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
• "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
• "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
• "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
• "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
• "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
• "The only real valuable thing is intuition."
• "A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
• "I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
• "God is subtle but he is not malicious."
• "Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
• "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
• "The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
• "Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
• "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
• "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
• "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
• "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
• "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
• "Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
• "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
• "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
• "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
• "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
• "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
• "Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."
• "The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
• "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
• "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
• "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
• "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
• "Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."
• "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
• "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
• "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
• "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
• "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
• "In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."
• "The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
• "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
• "Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"
• "No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
• "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
• "Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
• "The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
• "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
• "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
• "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
• "The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."
• "Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
• "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
• "One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."
• "...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
• "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
• "A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
• "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)